Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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