Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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