My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Fuck appropriateness.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Randomize
