Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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