Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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