Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
