Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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