My balls are so social today.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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