never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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