i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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