Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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