Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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