I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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