Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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