You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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