It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
