Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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