why didn't you poke me back
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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