You kept calling me your small dog last night.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Randomize
