I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
My ATM looks so different sober.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Randomize
