PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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