Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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