This girl is more easily done than said...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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