What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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