dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
organizing the empties. That sober.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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