I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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