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Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i've created a new STD.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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