Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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