How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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