that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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