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(315): View more from New York

im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!

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(225): View more from Louisiana

walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.

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(716): View more from New York

is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?

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(937): View more from Ohio

I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.

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(562): View more from California

I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.

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(925): View more from California

the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?

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