I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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