i would punch a child for taco bell
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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