Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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