white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She's not a foreskin expert like you
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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