Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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