is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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