But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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