I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He felt like a one man threesome
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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