i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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