I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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