you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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