We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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