he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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