He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize