Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm at about main and main street
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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