Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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