You're so nebulous sometimes
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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