hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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