I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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